Eating My Words: If You Want to Go To London..

Monday, June 04, 2007

If You Want to Go To London..

My Dad sent me this one. If you need directions to London from Boston, then go over to Google Maps, click on the Get Directions tab, put in Boston for the starting place and London for the destination.

Then read Line 5.

And be sure you eat your Wheaties before you start your trip ;-)

Shirley

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Lover of Books9:53 PM
I thought this was so funny. It was the same for where I live in too. It might be a little further. LOL That would be google alright to mess up something like that.
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June 19, 2012: POINT OF VIEW: Join New York Times bestselling author Shirley Jump in this interactive workshop that will teach you the basics of POV and how to use it effectively! Barnes and Noble Writers Group, Jefferson Pointe Mall, Fort Wayne, IN

June 25, 2012: Where Do I Begin? Thinking of starting a novel? Wondering how to launch that plot? Then take this one-hour intensive webinar and get that book started! http://www.wanaintl.com/craft/

July 11th & 18th at 7-8pm EST (Two Night Webinar) THE BRAINMAP: Editors love books that are character
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August 21, 2012: Barnes and Noble Writers Group Meeting: PLOT TWISTS SMALL GROUPS: Break into small groups and learn how to twist a plot to create unforeseen events that will have readers on the edge of their seats! Writers will team up to create interesting plot elements for their novel. New York Times bestselling author Shirley Jump, with more than published 35 novels to her credit, will help you
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One night Webinar: August 22nd, 2012 7-8pm EST THE BASICS OF SCENE AND SEQUEL: Scenes are the
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Sept. 3-28, 2012: MONTH-LONG INTENSIVE ONLINE WORKSHOP WRITING COMPELLING SCENES: Are your scenes blah instead of blockbuster? Do they lag in the
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One Night Webinar Sept. 12, 2012, 7-8 pm EST: PLOTTING WITH PAPER BAGS: Stuck on your plot? Trying to figure out unique twists for your story? This fun, interactive class, using three paper bags, gives you all kinds of ideas to apply to your work. Learn how to interchange setting, character and plot events to create a truly unique story! http://www.wanaintl.com/craft

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Monday, June 04, 2007

If You Want to Go To London..

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